Father's Day Quiz

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  Great father/son connection

  What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad.

• Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided? All the sailors were marooned.

• My neighbor gave me a new roof for free. He said it was on the house.

• Did you hear about the teenager who failed his driving test? He thought it was a crash course.

• Where do surfers learn to surf? At boarding school.

• A duck walks into a bar and buys everyone a round. He tells the bartender, "Put it on my bill."

• What has a spine but no bones? A book.

• What do you call a wizard who's good with ceramics? Harry Pottery.

• Why did Marie Curie stop dating that guy? There was no chemistry.

• Did you hear about the nurse who didn't want to become a doctor? She didn't have the patients.

• Why did the tourist feel disappointed upon seeing the Liberty Bell? It wasn't all it was cracked up to be.